if you are currently or have ever in your life worn a t-shirt listen up!

i have designed and printed a brand new t-shirt. iits really nice. It has a man riding on a panda bear and it says "lets fucking party". its a good summer shirt. it is good to wear to a party, or to work, or to give as a gift to your roomate, and its really really good for crying in. if you would like one i will send you one. $10 or 10 pounds or euros or whatever. just get in contact either via the comments or my email or hit me on my pager. ok i still hate you but want your money, bye bye.

Dreams cometrue girl

Happy 2 year birthday to me and this, yep. ok i hate you bye bye.

confession

dedication to the job

even through the worst storm he had seen in years, the message would be delivered on time.

hot doggin it

its progressing

doin it

preach

lets spell it out now

prettiest thing out

mmmmmm

keep it down pleease

inevitability

son you. yes are

yes its true true blue.

Elbo Kitty

made this for my friend to imortalize his dead kitty. he used to dye his tail green every now and then and mentioned thats how he wanted to remember him...pretty cool. ok i hate you bye.

stomping around

i wanna run fast, hide in the grass, stalk my prey, be feared by many, climb tall tree's, rip my enemies apart with my claws, snarl at the moon, sleep in the hot sun, not pay rent, not pay for health insurance, not care about anything, have an amazing mane of hair that poofs out like you wouldnt beleive, lead the pack across the desert, forget about material things and have a banging set of fangs, i wanna be irresistably soft but so help me god if you try to pet me.

were gonna make jesus cry

all eyes closed.