if you are currently or have ever in your life worn a t-shirt listen up!

i have designed and printed a brand new t-shirt. iits really nice. It has a man riding on a panda bear and it says "lets fucking party". its a good summer shirt. it is good to wear to a party, or to work, or to give as a gift to your roomate, and its really really good for crying in. if you would like one i will send you one. $10 or 10 pounds or euros or whatever. just get in contact either via the comments or my email or hit me on my pager. ok i still hate you but want your money, bye bye.

Dreams cometrue girl

Happy 2 year birthday to me and this, yep. ok i hate you bye bye.

confession

dedication to the job

even through the worst storm he had seen in years, the message would be delivered on time.

hot doggin it

its progressing

doin it

preach

lets spell it out now

prettiest thing out

mmmmmm

keep it down pleease

inevitability

son you. yes are

yes its true true blue.

Elbo Kitty

made this for my friend to imortalize his dead kitty. he used to dye his tail green every now and then and mentioned thats how he wanted to remember him...pretty cool. ok i hate you bye.

stomping around

i wanna run fast, hide in the grass, stalk my prey, be feared by many, climb tall tree's, rip my enemies apart with my claws, snarl at the moon, sleep in the hot sun, not pay rent, not pay for health insurance, not care about anything, have an amazing mane of hair that poofs out like you wouldnt beleive, lead the pack across the desert, forget about material things and have a banging set of fangs, i wanna be irresistably soft but so help me god if you try to pet me.

were gonna make jesus cry

all eyes closed.

coast to coast

cant make a sound...innit

picking it up

been on some serious skate missions with T-ROD and le horse best believe costa mesa is on fire 400 degreeez

Rhino Dream

so im flying through the sky not a care in my mind. the world is a blue marble under me. im in the stratosphere baby. i gracefully swoop back down through the ozone layer and position myself over africa. Next thing i know im naked, all my teeth are falling out and im running through the bush with ten spitting cobra's chasing after, and gosh darnit wouldnt you know it, i left my protective googles at work. im running with hands securely clenched across my face, the loss of eyesight would be a TRAVESTY! i can feel danger all around. Ten thousand creatures wanted a piece of me...wanting the whole kit and kaboodle (sp)? im leaping senselessly and spastically (i hate snakes) i open my eyes for a quick look at where im at and spot a tree 15 yards north. but god damn shit fuck ass wouldnt you know it. its an acacia tree covered in thorns...i cant climb that shit. and you couldnt either. the mighty zeus himself couldnt so calm the heck down. back on the legs then running from nothing. creatures snarling and howling after my flesh. terror all around. im not talking about running a red light stealing a pack of gum from the corner store im talking real terror. my legs keep moving and the sweat keeps pouring. I reach a group of trees that i think i can get lost in. maybe hide out a bit, rest my weary limps. they are big trees, bigger then any trees that exist on this planet, and i should know (i grew up in the redwood forest above santa cruz and its home to the biggest tree on the planet, look it up) i circle one tree and it seems to last a life time. i keep running and running and running and yet there is still new bark to see and roots to leap over. finnaly i came to a dead stop. i can feel eyes on me, big eyes. i turn and look and see a big grey ghost eating me with his eyes. two black eyes and one big horn pointed right at yours truly. i knew death was close. i didnt mind. i was happy. everything felt nice. he was beautiful and charging in a glorious stride and i was naked about to die an amazing death. no lung cancer, no car accident, no suicide, no murder, no falling down stairs, no drowning in the pacific. just me and a angry male grey rhino in the serengeti. fuck it...it was a good run.

some of my friends

all good souls